Funny Postcards R4

Thank you to the lovely @Mugsie for letting me copy her awesome swap!

This round will be using the book you're currently reading.

The Challenge: Write one paragraph on the postcard made up of the first sentences of the chapters listed below.

First sentence of Chapter 1

First sentence of Chapter 8

First sentence of Chapter 10

First sentence of Chapter 16

-Sender's choice on postcards. (You can start right away since the postcard is sender's choice.)

-Four sentences=one paragraph.

-Please remember to include your username, swap title and the title of the book somewhere on the postcard.

-Rate a 5 even if you don't care for the type of postcard as long as the challenge has been completed.

If you have unresolved 1's or seem questionable, I reserve the right to ban you from this swap. Rate a 5 for receiving and a 1 if you haven't (there should be no reason for a 3 rating). I would like this swap to go effortlessly for all involved and will do what I can to prevent flakers. I will angel if necessary--just message me.