CPG: Cosmic Classifieds PC #1 - USA

For this swap, let's brighten your partner's day by sending a space-themed store-bought postcard (PC). On the back left of the PC, write a classified ad/personal ad from the perspective of an alien or celestial entity. The ad should be short, mysterious, and offer something unusual for trade or companionship. Feel free to include other decorations as you see fit.

Some examples:

• Wanted: Reliable entity with strong internal filtration. Need help sorting a large collection of emotional particles. Must possess 3+ limbs. Pay is negotiable in pure crystalline regret.

• Exchange: I have one (1) functioning dimensional pocket. Will exchange for instruction on how to correctly pronounce "potato." Serious offers only. My mouth structure is limiting.

• Needed: Repair technician for personal cloaking device. Currently stuck visible as a large, purple trapezoid near Jupiter. Urgency: High

It should be sent stamped and naked unless your partner prefers blank in envelope (BIE). It may be a good idea to cover the written side with packaging tape to ensure it makes it to your partner in one piece (never tape over the postage stamp).

This is a USA swap. If there is interest in a global version, please comment below.

Include the name of the swap (i.e., Swap-bot: CPG: Cosmic Classifieds PC #1 - USA) and your swap-bot ID on the postcard. THIS IS MANDATORY as we have swappers who swap in groups outside of swap-bot.

I will angel if necessary, but you must communicate with me and your partner before giving a low rating. Items do get lost in the mail! If you cannot meet the deadlines of this swap, don't sign up. Additionally, please rate your partner promptly and send on time. Give your partner a 5 if you receive the swap according to the requirements. Hearts are up to rater's discretion.

Any questions, please contact me via swap-bot message or leave a comment below. Happy swapping!