CPG: Traveler's Complaint PC #1 - USA

For this swap, let's have a little creative fun and brighten your partner's day by sending a space-themed store-bought postcard (PC). On the back left of the PC, write a formal but funny complaint about a service or entity in the galaxy. Sign it with some form of "Deeply Dissatisfied," and feel free to include other decorations, such as a sticker to represent the "compensation" demanded if you wish.

Some examples:

• To: The Milky Way Toll Authority. Complaint: The warp speed lane was completely unregulated. I arrived three Tuesdays ago. Demand: Refund of all temporal damage and a complimentary nebula. Signed, Very Disgruntled Passenger

• To: Universal Teleportation Services. Complaint: My molecular reconstruction was incomplete. I arrived at my destination with only 94% of my original mass, and the remaining 6% appears to have been replaced by a small, singing toad. It won't stop requesting opera. Demand: A full reversal and re-teleportation, or a lifetime discount on all toad-related merchandise. Signed, Fewer Parts Than Before

• To: Starlight Tours and Excursions. Complaint: Our "experienced" tour guide continuously referred to the Big Dipper as "The Big Spoon." He then spent 45 minutes insisting that Pluto was still a planet. His lack of basic solar knowledge was deeply upsetting. He also ate all the rations. Demand: A partial refund (50%) and immediate mandatory retraining for all staff. Signed, The One Who Knows Pluto's Status

It should be sent stamped and naked unless your partner prefers blank in envelope (BIE). It may be a good idea to cover the written side with packaging tape to ensure it makes it to your partner in one piece (never tape over the postage stamp).

This is a USA swap. If there is interest in a global version, please comment below.

Include the name of the swap (i.e., Swap-bot: CPG: Traveler's Complaint PC #1 - USA) and your swap-bot ID on the postcard. THIS IS MANDATORY as we have swappers who swap in groups outside of swap-bot.

I will angel if necessary, but you must communicate with me and your partner before giving a low rating. Items do get lost in the mail! If you cannot meet the deadlines of this swap, don't sign up. Additionally, please rate your partner promptly and send on time. Give your partner a 5 if you receive the swap according to the requirements. Hearts are up to rater's discretion.

Any questions, please contact me via swap-bot message or leave a comment below. Happy swapping!