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Date Joined: November 28, 2018
Last Online: January 3, 2019 Country: United States |
Hello! I'm brand spankin' new and am working on making my profile complete, please bear with me :)
I'm in my mid-40s, single/never married, and don't have any children. I was extremely close with my parents, who have both passed on. I have no family that I'm close with, but have a small group of friends that I cherish.
ANIMAL LOVER HUGE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE FAN
I have 3 pets:
Lacey, a quirky German Shepherd. She is obsessed with the song "Jingle Bell Rock." I can sing it or play it on the radio/Youtube, and she will go nuts. It's pretty funny!
Milo, a grumpy old Lhasa Apso. He's 15 now and has selective hearing, he can hear the treat jar or a slice of cheese being unwrapped, but can't seem to hear anything else.
Porkchop, a portly orange cat. He's 15, but still thinks he's a kitten. His hobbies are: invading personal spaces, chasing plastic milk rings, and letting the dogs know that he's the boss!
Oh, music is my thing. I have an extremely eclectic taste in music. I enjoy going to concerts year round and have been to hundreds of concerts!
Cats
Dogs
Anything retro
Fun socks!
Anything with a yellow rose
Pens with advertising on them
Toiletry/beauty samples
Chocolate, caramel, and all types of candy. I have no food allergies.
Snakes Princess-y and cutesy type of stuff. I wouldn't hate it, it's just not my style] Tea. Hot tea, iced tea, bubble tea, fruit tea, white tea, green tea...I've tried it all and I just don't like it.
My list of favorite movies is kind of basic, but it is what it is.
Wizard of Oz Grease Tootsie Shawshank Redemption Vacation, Christmas Vacation, European Vacation The Green Mile
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Newbie Friendly- Profile Joke #8
PROFILE JOKE #8
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other,
"do you know how to drive this thing?"
Newbie Friendly- Profile Joke #8
Newbie Friendly- Profile Joke #8 What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Profile joke #8
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREATHEEEEE!!!!!